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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

saddeer:

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time for the sun to go down. I hate winter

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

iguanamouth:

“women shouldnt have leg hair” haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

bromar:

lms and ill check out my own blog god damn i love my posts

katara:

school is really getting in the way of my alcoholism 

trillow:

drank the liquid inside of my magic 8 ball and i’ve been predicting the future all day. the doctor says it was just normal water but whatever he dies tomorrow anyway

smhexy:

Me no study
Me no care 
Me go marry
A millionare
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry 
Another guy

pettyartist:

Van Gogh

Van Goghing

Van Gone

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

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